Friday, March 4, 2011

Open Letter to Beloved Readers

Dear Beloved Readers,

Just wanted to write a quick note and apologize for my extended absence. I've been too wrapped up following the Charlie Sheen insanity going through some things on a personal level and will be back tomorrow with answers to the questions you guys asked in response to my previous post.

In the meantime, let me share this:

The other night I walked into the bedroom, flicked on the light and announced "There had better NOT be any cats under the bed."

(Note: We have two cats and they sometimes hide under the bed, even though they KNOW they are not allowed in the bedroom.)

After a brief pause, I said the following (in my best "commercial for a D.A. candidate" voice): "John Neeb -- Tough on cats, tough on crime."

Sadly, I was completely sober (as is usually the case).

Kind regards,

The Ducks Guy