So there's this show called "Kim and Kortney Take New York" (or something to that effect... I'm not 100% sure and, admittedly, do not care enough to fact check this). It features an uber-talented and not-nearly-famous-enough lady named Kim Kardashian. (That's weird, the patented Sarcasm Detector 3000 here at Ducks is going haywire. Huh.)
Evidently -- remember, I'm not the fan of the show -- Kim (the show's apparent "hero") got married recently to this basketball player named Kris Humphries. The two seem to be having a problem adjusting to married life. (Happens to all of us, right? Right??) Now, the editors are portraying Kris as some kind of doofus -- or maybe he's portraying himself as such in a brilliant performance -- but I think he's simply misunderstood. (Many geniuses are.)
You know, in spite of their current problems, I think the two will work it out and have a long, happy marriage.
Also, I'm thinking the show will probably sweep the Emmys for all the major categories, including: Best Actress, Best Writing, Best Use of Curvaceous Body in a Crappy TV Series and Best Prop (which will go to Kris Humphries).
That show does boast a rather talented cast. (Why is the Sarcasm Detector 3000 shaking violently???)
Editor's Note: R.I.P. Sarcasm Detector 3000.