Allergies!!! Ugh.
I'm supposed to, by my own design, post today. My head feels like a dense fog. Yesterday's post was written under similar circumstances and look how that turned out... (not good)
Today's post was going to be epic, too. The plans called for an invocation of the muses, drama in three acts and a wet, wild ocelot.
Baby monkeys were going to ride on the backs of cats, who in turn were supposed to ride on the backs of dogs.
Bruce Willis was rumored to make a cameo, alongside Lady Gaga and LeBron James. (Sorry for the LBJ reference, SFTC... if you read this!!)
The post was going to unite the world as one, eliminate war and end hunger all over. It was to be a new day for mankind!! No wonder those plants, armed with their potent pollen, had it out for me.
Score: Mother Nature - 1, Ducks Out Of A Row - 0
Dang it.
Have a happy (and safe) Memorial Day Weekend, everyone!!!
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Is that a Sudafed induced post? Even still, it was entertaining!
ReplyDeleteJulie - Hopefully, Ducks Out Of A Row is not any less entertaining when I'm not under the influence of pseudeoephedrine! ;)
ReplyDeleteWelcome aboard!
So, I haven't checked your site in forever (since you haven't been posting a whole lot) and then much to my surprise (and chagrin) you've posted a bunch lately! So, sorry for being a bad blogging friend, and I'll try to keep up more :) Hope you had a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteHehe, entertaining post and blog!!
ReplyDeleteHi, Tiana. No worries! Admittedly, I was a tad sporadic with my postings, but I have a schedule for a change and am going to stick to it.
ReplyDelete(Ducks is huge in Japan, Denmark, and other countries where English is not the main language and I owe it to my hundreds of millions of readers to keep them updated with the latest relevant news...)
New schedule is: Non-holiday Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays = New Ducks guaranteed! Random Ducks will probably wander by on other days as they see fit.
Greetings, Saumya! Here at the Ducks, we always love seeing new readers!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you like it so far! Hopefully you don't fear exclamation points!!